Not Now, the I'd Never Leave You Alone Female Eeeh
Oh.
Hello.
Hi! You must be new--I mean at least, you’re new to this Eeeh, and she’s absolutely fascinated by your presence! You seem fantastic! Where are you going? Can she come too? Oh, you were hoping to be alone? Well, that’s okay--two’s company, right, and what if something terrible were to happen while you were alone by yourself? So, yeah, she’ll just come with you and make sure everything’s okay and that you’re okay and that’s okay right? Friend? Best friend?
The above is this Eeeh’s bondmate’s reality. She adores them and always wants to be around them; she’s their best friend and their confidante and their everything, if she has anything to do with it. She really likes her friend(s), okay, there’s no harm in that--at least, as long as her bondmate isn’t trying to shut her out of their life by doing something foolish, like, say, leaving her behind when they go out to do something. Or go to the restroom. Why does the door have to be closed? That’s kind of rude. She doesn’t go around closing doors on her bondmate, and they could at least have the courtesy to treat her the same way, right? They’re supposed to be friends. Friends don’t close doors on friends or leave them behind when they go to punch dragons--she could totally punch a dragon, okay. This Eeeh’s excited and enthusiastic and absolutely willing to go to the ends of the Weyrd and back for her bondmate, but PIF forbid they cross her or start to ignore her. She’s not a very good friend when she’s unhappy--and she doesn’t need to sleep very much, you see. She has no problem trying to trip bad friends so that they break something vital to walking, because then the two of you can spend some time alone together and rekindle your friendship! Right?
She’s built about as small and athletic as Ooglah come, with a tiny sort of ‘emergency’ paunch in case she and her bondmate were to get trapped in a cave in or something else isolating and tragic. Her velvet coat is a sunny yellow color, and it’s mottled all over with little sunspot-like patches of oranges, warm browns, and the occasional black.
Hello.
Hi! You must be new--I mean at least, you’re new to this Eeeh, and she’s absolutely fascinated by your presence! You seem fantastic! Where are you going? Can she come too? Oh, you were hoping to be alone? Well, that’s okay--two’s company, right, and what if something terrible were to happen while you were alone by yourself? So, yeah, she’ll just come with you and make sure everything’s okay and that you’re okay and that’s okay right? Friend? Best friend?
The above is this Eeeh’s bondmate’s reality. She adores them and always wants to be around them; she’s their best friend and their confidante and their everything, if she has anything to do with it. She really likes her friend(s), okay, there’s no harm in that--at least, as long as her bondmate isn’t trying to shut her out of their life by doing something foolish, like, say, leaving her behind when they go out to do something. Or go to the restroom. Why does the door have to be closed? That’s kind of rude. She doesn’t go around closing doors on her bondmate, and they could at least have the courtesy to treat her the same way, right? They’re supposed to be friends. Friends don’t close doors on friends or leave them behind when they go to punch dragons--she could totally punch a dragon, okay. This Eeeh’s excited and enthusiastic and absolutely willing to go to the ends of the Weyrd and back for her bondmate, but PIF forbid they cross her or start to ignore her. She’s not a very good friend when she’s unhappy--and she doesn’t need to sleep very much, you see. She has no problem trying to trip bad friends so that they break something vital to walking, because then the two of you can spend some time alone together and rekindle your friendship! Right?
She’s built about as small and athletic as Ooglah come, with a tiny sort of ‘emergency’ paunch in case she and her bondmate were to get trapped in a cave in or something else isolating and tragic. Her velvet coat is a sunny yellow color, and it’s mottled all over with little sunspot-like patches of oranges, warm browns, and the occasional black.